TeaGuv, cosplaying as Lina, is writing down every hero’s stats before Dota 2 Patch 7.33

Michael Hassall

Michael Hassall

Dota 2 caster TeaGuvnor is writing down every single Dota 2 hero’s stats and details to kill time before the 7.33 patch release… and he’s cosplaying Lina.

Robson "TeaGuvnor" Merritt has become notorious for his pre-Dota 2 patch streams, and time it’s no different. 

Ahead of the release of the Battle Pass in September, Teaguv streamed himself chanting Battle Pass until the patch dropped. In November, he did something similar, repeating Diretide until the event was released.

Now, he’s back at it again as he commits to writing down every single Dota 2 hero’s stats and information in a little notebook before patch 7.33 releases. TeaGuv plans to write down all the details on every hero from patch 7.32 ahead of all that information becoming completely useless upon the new patches release.

Oh and did we mention he’s cosplaying as Lina as well? Yeah, well that’s happening also. 

LinaGuvnor at the Berlin Major?

As keen-eyed observers, TeaGuv has also donned a bright red wig, a bronze bodice, and the characteristic costume of Lina, the Slayer. Taking the mantle of the fiery femme fatale of the Desert of Misrule, TeaGuv has vowed that he’ll wear this cosplay on panel at the next Major he’s a part of — if he reaches 10,000 concurrent viewers that is. It’s a lofty goal, but one we definitely want to help him with.

And here’s an embed for good measure. Let’s see if that helps.

When does the Dota 2 7.33 updated release

Currently we don’t have an exact time for the next Dota 2 patch release, so that’s all the more reason to tune in to TeaGuv. Conservative estimates put it at around 10:00 a.m. PT today (March 6), but we really don’t have any exact idea.