This is definitely a good idea.

Alright, it's time. For two years on this website I've talked about Wrecking Ball, my love for the annoying rodent, and how he's good, actually. However, the one thing I've never done is actually divulge any of my secrets about how to actually play Wrecking Ball. So, I now give to you an Overwatch Wrecking Ball guide full of the tricks of the trade. You too can swing with the greatest of ease and come in like Miley Cyrus in 2013.

Best of all, I'm not alone in this endeavor! We have a special guest today, as Hammond himself is here to teach all us Overwatch Wrecking Ball mains how to guide that mech to victory, bowl your opponents over, and win every game. The path isn't always easy, but nothing worthing doing ever is, right?

Let's get going. Hammond, take it away!

Overwatch Wrecking Ball guide: Swing, swing, swing

Chitter-chit, skwee skwee, eep-eep, skrit! Squeekity, chirr chirr, skreek skreek, eekle. Chrrr skrr, squeakle eep, skwee skrit, chirp. Eek eek, skitter chitter, chirr chirr, skreek. Squeakity skrit, eep eep, skwee skree, chirp chirp. Chit chitter, eekle skreek, skrit skree, squeakle. Skwee skrit, eek eek, chirr chirp, chitter chitter. Skreek squeakle, eep chirr, skrit skwee, eekle eek.

Editor: Hmm. Yes, I see. But how do you calculate that in real time?

Chrrr, skreek skreek, chit-chit, skreee! Squeek-squeek, eep-eep, skrit skrit, chirp chirp. Eekle, skreekle, chit chrr, skree! Chrrr, skrit skrit, eep chirp, skreek. Eekle squeek, chirp chirp, skreek skreek, eep-eep!

Editor: Wait, really? With two hands? At the same time?

Skreee!

Editor: Hm. Good point. Let's move on.

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Editor: Regarded as one of the hardest ultimates in the game to consistently get value out of, I'm sure players looking at an Overwatch Wrecking Ball guide would love some tips. How about it, Hammond?

Skrick-skrick, churr churr, eek-eek, chirrit. Squeep-squeep, chirlick chirlick, skweeet skweet, chree. Eeplee skrick, churr chirp, skweel skweel, chirrit chirrit. Eekle eek, skrackle churr, chirlick chirlick, skweet. Squeepity chirp, eek-eek, skrick skrick, chree chree. Chirlick skweel, skweet eek, churr chirrit, skrick.

Skweet skrick, eekle chirp, churr chirlick... chirrit chirrit. Eekle skweeet, chirp chree, skrick skweel, eek eek.

Editor: Oh. Well, sure. But, what if they don't have a plunger?

Eekle eek, skrackle churr. Squeek-squeek!

Editor: Sigh. Fine. Touche. Moving on.

Flame on!

Editor: An obtuse mechanic, many players don't understand your "on fire" status when rolling out of a grappling hook. Are there any 'best practices' for handling this mode and getting the most out of it?

*SRTTTTTKDFDKFRRRRT* TRANSLATION SUITE ONLINE, THE MAMMAL SAYS: WHY WOULD I TELL THESE HAIRLESS NERDS HOW THAT WORKS? DO I LOOK LIKE PENN AND TELLER? AM I JUST GIVING EVERYTHING AWAY FOR FREE?

Editor: Um... No, I guess not. I just thought... Look, you've been pretty unhelpful to this point. Do you have any actual, helpful advice for anyone that doesn't involve the rodent-equivalent of swears?

*TRANSLATION*: I DON'T KNOW, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF GOLD RANK FOR TANKING, SO MAYBE THIS IS YOUR TERRITORY. GO AHEAD, TELL THEM HOW TO PLAY WHILE THE MAMMAL LAUGHS AT YOU.

Editor: .... You know what? I don't get paid enough for this. I'm out. I draw the line at being mocked by an animal with a lifespan average of six years.

HA. HA.

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